Monday, January 10

Ogling is Good For a Man's Health. No, really.

I had to share this news story. 

According to a German research project, men who enjoyed a daily dose of ogling buxom women had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who didn't engage in such activity.

Apparently, sexual excitement increases the heart rate and improves blood circulation, leading Dr. Karen Weatherby, who conducted the study, to suggest that, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout."

She also suggested that the study "indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half."

Uh huh. 

But it quadruples a man's chances of being bludgeoned to death by his spouse or girlfriend, thereby shaving a good thirty years off his life expectancy.

They should study that!

1 comment:

  1. I mentioned this to a male friend who said, on this basis, he will live for ever!